The, “I Love You, Can We Do a Selfie?” or, “I Want to Tear Out Your Kidneys and Use Them for Earrings,” Opportunity Page

As the title implies, send me some love or some hate or some confusion. I don’t care which. You may get a helpful response. You may get a box of rabid, electrified squirrels (one of my many projects) shipped to you. It’s all part of the excitement.